top 19 things about me

1) I was born in Edmonton, Canada. Moved to Saudi Arabia when I was six, went to an all boys boarding school in Toronto when I was 16, and somehow managed to get back to Edmonton.
2) Ive dislocated my shoulder 5 times and have recently gotten surgery on it. My friends say that I screamed like “a little school girl” when it first happened. I beg to differ.
3) Haleem (Pakistani dish) is my favorite food. My friend Zeshan says Haleem looks better coming out. I eat it with more love everytime he says that.
4) Ive been in one fight in my life. It involved me being slapped to the ground after telling a guy his mother had relations with a donkey.
5) I always wanted to do something in geography. Somehow I ended up being an accountant.
6) Although my name is quite simple, i have lots of nicknames: Shaky, Shaker, Fayhad, Fay, Hippy Hippy Shake, Chocolate Thunder, and my personal favorite Farhan?
7) Im envious of my dad cause he walks as if he were on a catwalk.
8 ) I take a sh!t load of pictures.
9) Im not a fan of domestic animals. They creep me out for some reason. I am a firm believer that animals were meant for the wild. Sorry Jessica.
10) I cannot dance AT ALL. Therefore I have mastered the art of gross dancing.
11) I have an uncle that ran away from home and became a Sufi in Hawaii.
12) Football (Soccer) brings the world closer together. Arsenal is my favorite club, and Henry can dazzle like no other.
13) I grew up in Saudi, yet went to an American School. I never realized how much pro American propaganda existed in their curriculum until going to a school in Canada.
14) I love traveling, photography and sleeping.
15) People doing the Indian accent on purpose to be funny is my biggest pet peeve. This is a hint for you Amy.
16) I grew up living in a compound, which had 26 villas, 7 ft high surrounding walls, and a security guard that fought for the Tamil Tigers.
17) When I buy my scooter I am gonna name her Babooshka to show people she means business.
18) I have a very obnoxious laugh.
19) Ive been living on my own since the age of 16.
This is a test.
ive known this guy almost my whole life,hes like a brother to me…one thing he hasnt mentioned here is that hes a pussy or a chakka as we would call it in my language!!…but hey im not judging!….ok maybe i am (a little) but shit man who dislocates his shoulder while playing CARDS for crying out loud!!…hahah cant forget that day maan…ur like a canadian jerry lewis arentcha!?….hehehe anyways im off,take it easy bro…
He happens to be a boy scout…once a boy scout, always a boy scout.
Long live camping
He is convinced that Lahore kicks Karachi’s ass big time
He is also convinced that Lahori chicks make Karachi chicks look like confused gender
He confessed this in front of us lahori’s and shafi that he wished Karachi was more like Lahore
He was awe struck by a LUMS babe and ended up praying if he could take at least one girl to Karachi and educate the Karachi chicks.
More to come…for now digest this
GASP!!!!!!
Ali, thank GOD your on my side :) I heart Ali Javed
“Henry can dazzle like no other.”
I beg to differ……..
For the record i never said anything like that, i like karachi and lahore both.
Why so much Hate. Bring the love.
Ali, Hows you???
I believe Ali, as always (although its gotten me into a lot of trouble)
I think your blog makes it clear which city you like better…… your subject says it all “Lahore, Lahore Hai” *sigh*
Amna for the last time, ure from Edmonton. Get over it.
Karachi 4 Life
I still think you’re an animal-hater but I miss you all the same!
the question is, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU FROM? gypsy
whats wrong with being a gypsy… gypsys are hot
Ali needs to post more often, he was funny and right on the dot
“once a boy scout, always a boy scout”
I will only pretend I know what this means….
My nickname as a baby was Babooshka. And I still mean business.